I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She's the barista slut.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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