Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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