Did you just see the Batmobile???
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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