...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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