is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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