You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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