guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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