I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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