hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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