I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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