Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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