I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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