We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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