What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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