Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
that is very illegal...i love you.
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