Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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