Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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