Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize