ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I have surprise drugs for everyone
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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