It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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