ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
That accounts for only three of the penises
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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