dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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