U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I have feelings that need drinking.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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