they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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