omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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