he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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