is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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