office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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