You work out of a Hotel?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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