I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
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