Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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