we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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