Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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