OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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