? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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