We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
