Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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