Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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