I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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