Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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