Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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