I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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