what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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