youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
