Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
