it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
from now on my penis is your penis
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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