Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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