so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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