He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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