Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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