i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
