No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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