How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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