Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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